You Found Me!

Hey, I’m Marie — free spirit, systems engineer, and full-time internet creature. Say hi somewhere:

Always a work in progress • Responses may be asynchronous • Chaos is distributed

Cartoon Marie dancing

✦ DISTRIBUTED SYSTEMS  •  CREATIVE ENERGY  •  INTERNET MAGIC ✦

MANIC MARIE

Free spirit running wild through the internet.
Distributed systems engineer. Creative chaos engine.
Always becoming. Never quite done.

*No hierarchy required to reach me. Responses distributed across multiple timezones.

“The Analytical Engine weaves algebraical patterns,
just as the Jacquard loom weaves flowers and leaves.

— Ada Lovelace, 1843
Computing pioneer • Original creative coder • Would absolutely have had a terminal open

A Few Things About Marie

Hard data on a soft chaos. The numbers are approximate. The vibes are precise.

browser tabs open at any given moment across all devices, real and theoretical
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15+
years running wild through the internet, building distributed things and leaving glitter behind
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0
org charts consulted before making a creative decision. The collective unconscious is the only stakeholder
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100%
work in progress, always becoming, perpetually in the best possible state of not-quite-finished
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* Margin of error: ±one creative tangent. All numbers subject to revision pending further inspiration.

Three Ways to Describe One Person

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The Engineer

Distributed and decentralized systems are their playground. They build things that live across machines, survive failure, and talk to each other in interesting ways. The architecture is always elegant. The deploy scripts are occasionally chaotic.

Distributed Systems
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The Creative

The internet is a canvas and Marie is running across it with paint on their hands. Code as art. Websites as self-expression. Side projects that exist purely because they should exist. The web is weird and that’s the best thing about it.

Creative Chaos
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The Free Spirit

Not a final version. Not a finished product. A continuous deployment of a person — shipping updates, rolling back occasionally, always learning, never quite done. The best features are still being written.

Always a WIP

I Believe In

Find Me
on the Internet.

I’m out there somewhere — building something, exploring something, or enthusiastically down a rabbit hole about distributed consensus algorithms at 2am. Say hello.